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does anybody have a bootleg of the 1596 production of a midsummer night’s dream?? :/
[small french child voice] mon dieu i love Oingeaux Boingeaux
fuck
you called???
shit not you
ok and???
HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE
don’t do this to me
im here too!
joke is over
im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn
AHHHHHH YOU’RE KILLING ME
no i am
i am simply a ghost now
no dats me
this post is rapidly spirally out of control
Spirally
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
yes :3
everythingeverywhereallatonce:
the fact that people on tumblr dot com find it so baffling when i say that idk i just don’t think civilians should be blamed (or fucking wiped out en masse) for the atrocities committed by their governments and militaries…………… bro you are literally a white usamerican. hello
georges hobeika | fall 2018 (cr: valentina frugiuele)
everythingeverywhereallatonce:
god people on twitter are so fucking dumb someone said (correctly) that it sucks that oppenheimer yet again focuses on the emotional experience of yet another tortured white man genius and completely glosses over the people actually impacted or killed by the atrocity of the bomb and the entire process of its creation (literally correct!!!!)
and everyone has been spending the next several days gleefully dunking on them like “oh so you’re mad the oppenheimer film was about oppenheimer? what did you expect?” “you want christopher nolan to make a film centering japanese voices? 🙄 lmao sure that would have gone well” “there is already a huge body of work in japanese cinema made by japanese filmmakers about their experience of the bomb, arguably all japanese cinema since that time had been affected by it, just say you’re personally uneducated and go”
and i’m just like. you are all SO dumb and being purposefully obtuse to dunk on this person and make them sound unreasonable when the actual point is like. we (society) should stop giving american white man cinematic auteur filmmakers massive budgets to make tortured white man biopics centering the emotional experience of what was it like for this tortured white man when he was committing atrocities!!!!!! the point is we’ve made enough of these films! hollywood has been making them forever!!! make something else!!
also everyone conveniently focused on the fact that the original tweet mentioned japanese people bc there is a wealth of japanese cinema about the bomb but they conveniently ignored the other group the original tweet mentioned which was native & hispanic americans who were massively impacted by nuclear tests done in secrecy in new mexico which is something a lot of usamericans aren’t even aware happened let alone something that hollywood is clamoring to make blockbuster films about. and like… yes oppenheimer is tortured on the day of the trinity test because of the existential horror of the bomb and i’m sure this is featured in the film, but that had nothing to do with the fact that the first bomb they dropped was on usamerican soil or with the real physical horrors that he actually inflicted on the usamericans downwind of the test site.
(and the tweet ALSO mentioned interned japanese americans which there ALSO is a dearth of stories about in usamerican media because there is no tortured white man at the center of it, it is just a horrific inhuman thing that the american government did to its own citizens, and the scotus decision that enshrined it in usamerican jurisprudence remained on the books to this day with a direct straight line drawn to trump v hawaii in 2018. like. no one’s making blockbuster films about this in america despite this being a USAMERICAN story, not one that japanese cinema in japan should tackle, because it is not interesting to hollywood without a famous recognizable figure to place at the center of it. the stain of it is too fucking great and addressing any of this properly would be too “anti-american” so no one is going to touch it. that film COULD NOT and would not get made by any big studios.)
it’s so wild that the only way people can conceive of criticism of oppenheimer (or honestly any film) is within the film’s own existing framework, i.e. a massive blockbuster about oppenheimer directed by christopher nolan on a $100M budget with an insane marketing push (“you want christopher nolan to shoehorn in japanese voices into that??? wtf??? idiot”), rather than as a critique of what kinds of movies get funded and made in hollywood, and which filmmakers get to make films in the american film industry.
no offense but some of you should be earning your chippy hike badges instead of whatever it is you’re doing on here
Item: Badge of the Chippy Hike; allows the wearer to proudly inform the world that they once walked to a nearby chip shop and ate some chips. It’s like those Pilgrim Badges that Medieval travelers would wear
I love how we got the introduction to TREE LAW a few weeks ago, when that story went viral on Twitter about the person whose neighbor illegally had all of their trees chopped down because they wanted a city view, so that we would understand what was happening when Universal thought it would be funny to deprive strikers of shade by “trimming” city-owned trees to the point of destruction.
This is an excellent example of organically teaching concepts without relying on tedious tutorials or forced, immersion-breaking expository cutscenes.
A++++ game design. 10/10, no notes.
I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)
I hate the “Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺” warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others